Cream instead of lube! So the D***O slips into the HORRIBLE COLUMN!
I`m just back from shopping and while unpacking bags, the cup of cream falls into my hand. Cream-milk-Cleopatra-bathtub. the logical conclusion also makes sense to you, right? So off into the tub and the cream poured over me.... and because it`s so nice and creamy and slippery, I just f**k my d***o do ...