FARMER'S P***S PLANTS HIS SEED IN THE P***Y
Today I wanted to simply sunbathe in peace in a field. Hardly had I made myself comfortable when a guy suddenly stood next to me and asked what I was doing on his field. That must have been the farm dick who owned the field.
He just said I shouldn't let it disturb me. He still had to plant his be I ...

I received my very own World Cup team card today and I can promise you one thing: there is no substitute bench in my starting eleven! π